2025 · Week 16
Against Nik
Manager profile · 2021–present
Padraig
GraspYourMandrakeFirmly
“Every projection is fake except the one that likes my team.”
Career record38–39
Career win rate49.4%
Career points9,197
Championships0
Lineup efficiency89.1%
Everything on the books
CAREER RECORD
2021 · Week 4
Against PB
361.7 season points
2021 · crossedankles
7–5
12 meetings. See every game →
The aliases
TEAM NAMES BY SEASON
2026GraspYourMandrakeFirmly5–2 · 899.0 PFLive
2025GraspYourMandrakeFirmly8–6 · 1682.6 PF#4
2024Vladmir Putin6–8 · 1589.3 PF#8
2023Bryon Brown7–7 · 1754.1 PF#6
2022SEAL Team Six4–10 · 1558.0 PF#10
2021crossedankles8–6 · 1713.9 PF#4
Best season from everyone they rosteredQB RB1 RB2 WR1 WR2 TE FLEX K DEF
LINEUPS
Tom BradyQB · 2021
361.7Christian McCaffreyRB · 2023
357.8Bijan RobinsonRB · 2024
257.6A.J. BrownWR · 2022
226.4Jaylen WaddleWR · 2021
182.6T.J. HockensonTE · 2022
160.9Saquon BarkleyRB · 2022
249.2Younghoe KooK · 2024
95.5New England PatriotsDEF · 2021
169.0