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Power Rankings

No one is safe from the rankings. Especially the people already drafting their rebuttals.

01Conor's Sleeper avatar
Shough Around, Find Out

Conor

5–2 · 1000.54 PF · 132.7 L3 · —

Model signals and rostering depth favor this squad in tight weeks, and the team’s core pieces are still returning top production. The all-play numbers and projected points from current players show reasons to trust continuity. If you want a manager to hold serve through a rough stretch, pick this one.

“I’ll take a steady engine over fireworks any day — just don’t make me prove it every week.”— Conor
79.8 power index
02Max's Sleeper avatar
Moore Tears

Max

5–2 · 1001.02 PF · 130.0 L3 · —

The team’s recent outputs match what the model expects, and a dominant single-game result underlined that ceiling. Lineup efficiency and reliable scoring make this roster a safe bet to chase a top seed. That blowout also erased a lot of doubt about week-to-week volatility.

“That game was a nice reminder my starters can still explode; not apologizing for putting up points.”— Max
78.8 power index
03Mike's Sleeper avatar
Little Bill, Big Problems

Mike

6–1 · 960.86 PF · 129.3 L3 · ↑ 1

This roster keeps delivering near the top of weekly outputs, and recent play suggests it can outscore opponents when it matters. The model still sees room for upward movement because of roster point totals. The matchup this week reinforced the idea that this team wins the slots it should.

“Little roster. Enormous administrative burden.”— Mike
72.0 power index
04Nik's Sleeper avatar
Shoughed Around

Nik

4–3 · 933.86 PF · 136.7 L3 · ↑ 2

This manager’s short-term scoring streak looks real and is backed by strong lineup efficiency. NFL developments that affected their starters helped this week, and the roster construction looks ready to sustain runs. Keep an eye on how bench pieces are deployed in coming weeks.

“I have a plan. The plan has simply declined to score.”— Nik
71.3 power index
05Abe's Sleeper avatar
Big Abe Energy

Abe

4–3 · 891.20 PF · 124.9 L3 · —

This team finds ways to eke out results and stays competitive because of efficient starts and timely scoring. Small decisions have paid off recently, and the roster’s season points total gives cause for confidence down the stretch. Expect tight finishes when this manager is in the mix.

“The trophy looks better from up here.”— Abe
68.8 power index
06Padraig's Sleeper avatar
GraspYourMandrakeFirmly

Padraig

5–2 · 899.02 PF · 137.7 L3 · ↓ 3

Recent scoring bursts put this squad in projection conversations, yet the model emphasizes maintaining that output. When the starters click, this team can beat almost anyone. The matchup this week illustrated both upside and the risk of variance.

“Every projection is fake except the one that likes my team.”— Padraig
67.0 power index
07Dave's Sleeper avatar
Bucky’s Buckshots

Dave

2–5 · 857.08 PF · 118.2 L3 · —

This team’s season points suggest it’s better than the record implies, but lineup decisions will determine if that shows up in the standings. Matchup outcomes lately have nudged this roster’s projection down slightly. Trade or waiver moves could change the profile quickly.

“The model is clearly not accounting for vibes.”— Dave
59.8 power index
08Boner Esq's Sleeper avatar
Boner Esq.

Boner Esq

4–3 · 844.38 PF · 121.3 L3 · —

This manager survived a razor close test and the roster still projects respectably in models. The team’s efficiency numbers point to competent lineup management, which matters in playoff-adjacent weeks. Expect more of these tight finishes when they play higher seeds.

“Legally speaking, I filed for a squeaker and the court agreed.”— Boner Esq
56.3 power index
09Clapper's Sleeper avatar
NotTheBotUrLookingFor

Clapper

1–6 · 720.90 PF · 112.7 L3 · —

This roster has flashes that the model discounts, and a big loss this week highlighted the gap between projection and outcome. If key veterans keep producing and in-game storylines stay favorable, there’s a path back into contention. The Rodgers milestone story will be a fun talking point regardless.

“The bot could never build something this confusing.”— Clapper
49.8 power index
10ADawg's Sleeper avatar
SKIBIDI SKAT BLAOW

ADawg

2–5 · 735.80 PF · 97.3 L3 · ↑ 2

Current projections show this roster trailing the top tier, and recent outputs have been inconsistent. A few roster moves or favorable NFL usage changes could flip the script, but it will take patience. The season is still long enough for one swing trade to matter.

“I do not lose trades. I extend the evaluation window.”— ADawg
48.5 power index
11PB's Sleeper avatar
Mama's Boys

PB

2–5 · 705.74 PF · 86.6 L3 · —

Lower three-week outputs have this team falling behind in projection models, and the all-play rates aren’t helping. Aggressive waiver or trade action might be required to spark a climb. For now, look for matchup-tilts to be the most realistic path to wins.

“The waiver wire fears the patient man.”— PB
44.9 power index
12Harry's Sleeper avatar
The Godfather

Harry

2–5 · 725.66 PF · 99.7 L3 · ↓ 2

This roster’s season point total indicates underlying value, but recent outcomes have been unkind. Targeted upgrades and better game-to-game lineup choices could change the trajectory. The loss this week should push this manager toward action, not panic.

“Respect the process. Do not inspect the process.”— Harry
44.3 power index